Episode 5: Who’s the Perfect Victim for a 90-pound Twerp Perp? (S4E19 Juvenile)

THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE MUNCHIES LITE TIER ON OUR PATREON, ALONG WITH THE OTHER “LOST FIRST TEN EPS”

Bow down to the The Randomizer because this week it bestows upon us the gift of "Juvenile," Episode 19 from Season 4. The Unit faces a real doozy of a case when an unlikely pair of tweens breaks in to the improbable apartment/grow-house of a terminal cancer patient. She gets kid-raped and stabbed 38 times with a paring knife. As the investigation and trial proceed, we're exposed to the wonderful world of dumpster markers, azoospermia, and delicious ruminations on vomit, before being forced to reckon with the existential quandary of our times: who is the perfect victim for a 90-pound rapist?

Music:

Divorcio Suave "Munchy Business"

Next week’s episode: Season 5, Episode 2 “Manic”