Dylan McKay: Rapist

For girls born between 1973 and 1983, Luke Perry was the bad boy teen heartthrob for a good chunk of their teens and early 20s. Brenda Walsh, the innocent Midwesterner, had to have him. Kelly Taylor, über-popular rich girl? She found him irresistible, too. Hell, he was so cool that he looked 30 years old and basically lived on his own when he was in high school.

So we take this guy who went on to be in the goddamn rodeo and had nearly every girl in America fawning over him, and then we have him rape the tomboy from Roseanne and the love interest from Happy Gilmore and Ed. You've got to cover all the bases, right?